8. Funny Senior Quotes From Movies. "Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.". Five hours in front of the TV. I AM THE MANDARIN! He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!Sparr: So Banner was the only [knocked unconscious from behind]Emil Blonsky: Ahh, shes an annoying bitch, isnt she?Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?!. [raises his arms as energy flows over his hands]Grandmaster:[amused]I didnt hear any thunder, but out of your fingers was that sparkles?, Thor: By Odins beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? After the events of the battle of New York Tony Stark had a bit of a crisis of confidence, but that didnt stop the jokes rolling off his tongue like usual. "Children want the same things we want. Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. I can help! Without my hammer, I cantOdin:Are you Thor, the god of hammers?, Valkyrie:[Thor, Banner and Valkyrie arrive in Asgard]I never thought Id be back here.Bruce Banner:I thought itd be nicer. Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. Tom Swanson. [pause]On the inside.. I mean, Ive known first and Ive known longer but, its not a competition., Spider-Man:Excuse me, sir! Its so much worse., Peter Quill:You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.Rocket:Oh, it wont be my turd. Scrotum Hat? Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. Engage your brain. Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! Including occasionally taking out the trash. Hank Pym:You want a juice box and some string cheese?Scott Lang:Do you really have that?, Dr. You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! there were numerous spots of humor, of course. Its called an email.Dr. When Nick Fury, with the help of Natasha Romanoff . Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! Dr. Threat: Low to None.Nick Fury:That things clearly busted., Carol Danvers:Keep the Tesseract on Earth. Check back regularly as well update this post whenever theres a new Marvel film released! I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. Louisa May Alcott. No, no! You are, all of you are beneath me! You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. No!Ned Leeds:Can you spit venom?Peter Parker:No.Ned Leeds:Can you summon an army of spiders?Peter Parker:[beat]No, Ned., Ned Leeds:You got bit by a spider? These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. [the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]Tony Stark:Right, dont mention puny Banner, Tony Stark: Actually hes the boss. The adults are talking.Dr. You know, like the Marvelettes? Time loops! Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? what connection type is known as "always on"? "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Tom Magliozzi 2. Just pick a color. No polio is good. Thor:Fine. that it's imperceptible. Daddy dont get scared.Scott Lang:Really?Luis:Yeah.Scott Lang:Good. - Friedrich Nietzsche. Give me a little something-something. But I had this twenty years ago when I was drunk, I can sort it out. Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? And how do you know about my daily routine? Judy Garland. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. Dr. as part of a team of heroes. "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." Use them to make a statement, to wish others well, and just to let others know how much you appreciate them. "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." -Muhammad Ali 2. Elfheim, Nilfheim?Darcy:[frightened, pulls out a taser]New Mexico?Thor:You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon? Its called Footloose. Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! 1. "Sometimes you find out what you are supposed to be doing by doing the things you are not supposed to do."-. tags: comics , inspirational , marvel , marvel-comics , stan-lee. If, at first, you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. Youre not gonna like it. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler., Thor:No one has to break anything.Ultron and Tony Stark:Clearly youve never made an omelet.Tony Stark:He beat me by one second., Iron Man:Shit!Captain America:Language!, Iron Man:Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said language?Captain America:I know! Iron Man 3 (April 2013) cdn.europosters.eu "Oh, my God. My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! Carol Danvers:[Referring to the front of the baseball cap that Fury has given her] What is it?Nick Fury:Its a S.H.I.E.L.D. He makes me wanna die!, Drax:How did you get to this weird dumb planet?Mantis:Ego found me in my larva state. After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. So I take the tank, drop it right off at the generals palace, drop it at his feet. Just Wong? Lets get back to work., Scott Lang:Hey, hows your girl, man?Luis:Ah, she left me.Scott Lang:Oh.Luis:And my mom died too. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.Tony Stark:That means get lost, Squidward!, Tony Stark: [Bruce is struggling to Hulk out]Dude, youre embarrassing me in front of the wizards., Peter Parker:[Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidian]Hey, man! This is the fun-vee. [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! 10. He has a wayNebula:Then we just go!Gamora:No! Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. Thor:Hes adopted., Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Stephen Strange:They really should put the warnings before this spell., Dr. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . 14. Oscar Wilde. Youre wearing Ravager garb.Peter Quill:This is just an outfit, man. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. For the full scoop on what this means, feel free to check out our Privacy Policy and Disclosure. Nick Furys calling you. Wakanda forever! You wanna get stuck reliving the same moment over and over forever or never having existed at all?Dr. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. Spider-Man. [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. Not Joseph. Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?, Ego:I created what I imagined biological life to be like down to the most minute detail.Drax:Did you make a penis?Peter Quill:Dude!Gamora:What is wrong with you?Drax:If hes a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? Stephen Strange:I dont know, I hadnt gotten to that part yet.Baron Mordo:Temporal manipulations can create branches in time. Tony Stark, Iron Man 2. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. Mar. Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.Ego:[shocked]Eat you?Peter Quill:Yeah.Ego:Oh, that son of a bitch!, Peter Quill:Well, you may not be mortal, but meEgo:No, Peter death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet.Peter Quill:Im immortal?Ego:Mmm-hmm.Peter Quill:Really?Ego:Yes! I dont want to hurt you anymore. This this is a man. Christine Palmer:What? These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! And if I tear myself in half, dont come back for me.Bucky Barnes:Hes gonna tear himself in half?Captain America:You sure about this, Scott?Ant-Man:I do it all the time. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. Maybe. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. You know whats boring? Im gonna commit. Where have you been? [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him. I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Its not. Now that Thor and Loki were reunited we were also treated to some of the most hilarious banter between these two brothers. Sometimes a little too much. While a team being broken apart isnt all that amusing, these are the lines from Captain America: Civil War that are funny! Spider-Man follows me? Arent you cute? I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! Like Adele? "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. Me.Dr. But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. Let WFH jokes and boss jokes make you laugh as you begin the next chapter of your life after . And thank you, Ant Man, for this clever and right on point analysis of the situation. Touch it, give it a kiss.. Thor:[takes the headset]Noobmaster, hey, its Thor again. My brother is dying! Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Stephen Strange:I-I-I was just doing exactly what it said in the book!Wong:And what did the book say about the dangers of performing that ritual?Dr. Great plan.Dr. Itll be Draxs.Drax:[laughs]I have famously huge turds., Nebula:[sneering]Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!Gamora:Its Guardian! A master of witty quips, these are the best funny lines from Iron Man (the first movie). Guy never tells me anything.. I dont dance.Peter Quill:Really? The triangle icon that indicates to play. I have never been jealous. I tried to bench you. As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? When Tony Stark burst onto the scene and let the world know that he was Iron Man, we all got treated to the signature wit of both Robert Downey Jr. and the character he portrayed. That guys brain is a bag full of cats. [starts singing Please, Mr Postman]Nick Fury:Not ringing any bells?Carol Danvers:Keep singing. Chester Phillips:Sit down. [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine]War Machine:Okay, tiny dude is big now. Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). [zaps Quill, who falls down yelling]Yeah, writhe, little man., Korath the Pursuer:You dont look like a junker. Hes inspires me to be a better man. Here are the funniest quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. Doctor?Dr. Ill give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap., Nick Fury:Hey there. And whats your name, huh? Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. His antics trying to master the suit that can make him tiny (or big) were very comical at times. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. 14. 26. Foods a lot better; we used to boil everything. Stephen Strange:Its not a cult.Dr. [exits]Spider-Man:Wait, Mr. Stark! Id say we were even. Yeah. As we finally ventured off Earth completely we met the rag-tag team that became the Guardians of the Galaxy, although, much like the Avengers, they werent a great team straight away! Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. [the Harrow takes out a building]Thor:Not a word, Loki:[aboard a Dark Elf ship]I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.Thor:[looking at the controls, clearly lost]I said how hard could it be. Stan Lee. Unstable dimensional openings. Were vegetarians., Everett K. Ross:[pursuing Killmongers cache of weapons]Okay, Shuri, I got em. , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. Rocket:I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.Peter Quill:You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!, Rocket:Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Perhaps the darkest and saddest of the Avengers films (so far), there were still witty lines in Captain America: Civil War, especially when Spiderman joined the gang. Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! "Do, or do not. Im really strong and Im sticky!, Flash Thompson:I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.Happy Hogan:Hey, if it wasnt for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.Flash Thompson:Spider-Man? - John F. Kennedy. As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. There is no 'try'.". [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. You, Quill, are my friend.Peter Quill:Thanks.Drax the Destroyer:This dumb tree is also my friend. That sounds like a cult.Dr. 18. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Im the boss! - Jeff Foxworthy. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.". No, that's wrong. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. College isn't the place to go for ideas. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. With a shout of "Underoos!" he calls in a familiar neighborhood . No! Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. Aunt May:Hungry? Christine Palmer:Kathmandu?Dr. Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. [he sees hes free of his ankle monitor]Luis:[at Scotts house, he startled to see a giant ant on the couch]Whoa! Steve Rogers: How can I? Its savage, chaotic, lawless. [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. [Crowd howls with laughter. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Sir., Major Kathleen Kat Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?Dr. Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America! 16. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? Marvel Quotes. [Pepper, glowing with Extremis, swats him away with a pole and looks at Tony, who thought she was dead]Tony Stark:I got nothing., JARVIS:I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.. Everything's always ending. Lets bounce before the po-po come back!Scott Lang:Po-po? They sound Chinese. What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. I took it too far. Everybody has ideas. Im a Captain! Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. - Sue Monk Kidd. Im, like, Boom. "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! Pay attention. "A person's a person, no matter how small.". Move out. You do not have to walk through it You can run. Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. It was always me, Tony, right from the start! 59 College Graduation Gift Ideas for the Class of 2022 1. These Are The 23 Funniest Lines From The Marvel Films And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise Let's relive the good times one last time. Let me get my fingerprint out. 430 likes. "Worrying means you suffer twice.". If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? Theodore Roosevelt. [Mjlnir zooms by]Darcy Lewis:Mew-mew!. Is it still the greatest movie in history?, Peter Parker:[catches Mantis]I got you! When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. [everyone in the stadium looks confused]Thor:Hey, hey! This is a real wake-up call for me. [woman blows on his dice]Okay, you too.Rhodey:I dont blow on a mans dice.Tony Stark:Come on, honey bear., Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, were about to get wet on this ride.. Stephen Strange:If we dont do our jobsTony Stark:What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?Dr. Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. Oprah. Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! See More Evil . Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. I mean, not that its not nice. Banner? Thor:Yes, of course. With the release of Ant-Man we got to enjoy Paul Rudd joining the MCU. Thank you!Ego:Its not half bad., Drax:I thought Yondu was your father.Peter Quill:What? Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. Were family. Hes our friend.Nebula:All any of you do is yell at each other. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.Tony Stark:And she wrote a story as well., Tony Stark: Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance., JARVIS:May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.. Thor:Then give me one of those large enough to ride., Jane Foster:Howd you get inside that cloud?Darcy:Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?, Darcy:[mispronounces Mjlnir]Mew-mew? Wanna come?Loki:You do seem like youre in desperate need of leadership.Korg:Why, thank you!, Loki:Do you really think its a good idea to go back to earth? I thought you drowned., Happy Hogan:You handle the suit. But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. [to Groot]Thats why you dont like hats?, [Peter Quill comes into Groots room, sees that his room is a mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game]Peter Quill:Ohh! [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? Listen, buddy, if you dont log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement youre hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt!